Get into difficulties in the deep end of the pool.

 

The stall in the men's room with the hole in the wall. When the one-eyed snake pokes through, throw a lip lock on it.

 

The easiest way to make a connection is to make a thread and post it in the wrong category on here! You will get plenty of attention!

 

I guess just make small talk maybe over coffee or a drink, if things are going well dinner! I think we used to do that in the old days.

 

Stand on a bridge & threaten to jump....

As a side note, Don't listen to the ones in
the crowd chanting, "Jump...jump!" You'll
only connect with the pavement below...

 

When you sit down kinda sit leaning to one side. When asked why you sit that way say, my wallet is so thick it throws off my sitting action.

 

lick your eyebrows.

 

Ya could always connect & hook-up
with Bubba in Prison....

 

Have you tried using super glue?

 

Can I raffle myself off ?

 

Dress well, be neat, soft spoken and rent a "Puppy" Now walk around go everywhere carrying it..

 

Being an eye guy, eye contact and a smile

 

Stand on a busy strret cormer wagging your weinie at people who pass by. You'll get close to some law enforcement types pretty quick, and they'll give you a ride to meet some criminal types.

 

Have no clue people always find me

 

Always works for me ....